[Avon-theatre-news] AVON NEWS---SEPT. 18th, 2009

[Skip Huston]

AVON THEATRE NEWS & VIEWS 
Showtimes, Programs, Erudition and Miscellaneous Folderol 
"All of Life's Answers are in the Movies!"  -Dr. Skippy P. Huston
WEEK OF FRIDAY, SEPT. 18th thru THURSDAY,  SEPT. 24th ONLY!!  
Check out our way cool website at: www.TheAvon.com

OPENING FRIDAY:                         

THE INFORMANT! (R) If you don't know what this one is, I don't know what to say...
LOVE HAPPENS (PG13) Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart romance!
SHRINK (R) Kevin Spacey in an "Avon Discovery" about a psychiatrist in dire need of one!

COMING SOON:
OCT. 2nd: WHIP IT! (PG13) That JUNO girl, Ellen Page is back in a rollicking comedy about roller derbies! 
OCT. 9th: COUPLES RETREAT (R) Vince Vaughn and a great cast in a side-splitter about "marriage encounter"!!
OCT. 9th: CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY (PG13) Michael Moore takes on the Wall Street bail-out! You're gonna' get MAD!!
OCT. 16th & 17th: MIDNIGHT SHOWS OF "ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW"!!
...and LOTS more!!
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THE INFORMANT! (R) OK, HERE WE GO!! Here is the BIGGEST movie event in Decatur history! That's right! I am saying exactly that, and, if you think I am just being typically "hyperbolic", then tell me WHEN something of this magnitude has ever happened before?? For a MAJOR movie, about a story that happened right here in Decatur and starring one of the biggest stars in the world, to be opening in Decatur, is HISTORY, folks! HISTORY!!!!!!!!
THE INFORMANT! (R)
(Showtimes in brackets are $5.75 'Bargain Matinees")
THURSDAY, SEPT. 17th (9/18 @ 12:01 AM actually): MIDNIGHT BENEFIT SHOWING!!
FRI, SAT & SUN: (1:00) - (4:00) - 7:00 - 10:00 
MON thru THURS: (4:00) -  7:00
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SHRINK (R) Here is one of my "discovery" films that stars Oscar winner Kevin Spacey as a psychiatrist that is definitely in need of one himself. I know you haven't heard of this movie, but that's ok. Kevin Spacey is always a good bet!!
SHRINK (R)
(Showtimes in brackets are $5.75 'Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (5:15) - 8:15
SAT & SUN: (2:15) - (5:15) - 8:15
MON thru THURS: 6:15
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LOVE HAPPENS (PG13) 40-and-foxy JENNIFER ANISTON and AARON ECKHART in this old-fashioned love story about two damaged people finding each other. Yes, I know the "chick flick" alarm is going off for you guys out there, but, you know what? I LOVE chick flicks!! In fact, THE AVON is famous for our "chick flicks"!! This one looks GREAT too!
LOVE HAPPENS  (PG13) 
(Showtimes in brackets are $5.75 'Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (5:00) - 8:00 
SAT & SUN: (2:00) - (5:00) - 8:00
MON thru THURS:: 6:20

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SEASON PASSES ARE BACK!! Look for them for a limited time only STARTING NOW!!
They are now called the "V.I.P. MOVIE PASS" !!
We will only sell a limited amount, so make your plans to get yours now. They won't last long, and, we are not going to sell beyond 100 of them this time. We need to better control them, so we will be limiting the number available. 
DON'T DELAY!!
V.I.P. Passes are good for 10 Movies (maximum two people at a time) and are: ADULTS: $70.00 SENIORS (60 and over) $52.50.
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Sorry to be so uncommonly short this time, dear readers, but the phones are ringing off the hook for THE INFORMANT, and we are jumping into hyperdrive here!!
Come See Me Soon, Folks!!
-Skip Huston
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