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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT
face=Papyrus><FONT size=5><FONT face=Impact>SHOWTIMES LISTED HERE ARE NOT
VALID UNTIL FRIDAY, MAY 27th!!</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT
face=Papyrus><FONT size=5><FONT face=Impact>WEEK OF FRIDAY, <FONT
color=#ff0000> MAY 27th</FONT> thru THURSDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>
JUNE 2nd</FONT> ONLY!! </FONT>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT color=#800000 size=3
face="Arial Black"><STRONG>NOTE: PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION TO THE
ABOVE <U>EFFECTIVE</U> DATES FOR <BR>THIS NEWSLETTER!!
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
face=Arial><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>OPENING:</FONT></STRONG><BR></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:57B2CFE161FE49259A493F245741AD1B@DELLGX280"><FONT size=4> <U>THE
HANGOVER PART II</U> (R</FONT>) </FONT><FONT color=#000000>The rowdy sequel to
the most successful R-rated comedy in history! This is going to be
WILD!!</FONT><BR><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
face=Arial><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT
face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4 face=Arial><FONT
color=#ff0000><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=Tahoma><U><IMG border=5
hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:B35346C0CC3B44A6A926D3F88E282B55@DELLGX280"> KUNG FU PANDA 2</U>
(PG) </FONT></FONT><STRONG><FONT size=2><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma>You know
you're dying to see this one! <U>You KNOW you
are</U>!</FONT><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
face=Arial><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
face=Arial>SPECIAL <FONT size=5><U>FREE</U> </FONT>EVENT FRIDAY @ 10:00
PM!!<BR><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:3EB2FA632BC94228831F89D80C037828@DELLGX280"><FONT color=#000000 size=2
face=Tahoma> <FONT size=4><U> </U><U>THE UNINVITED</U> (1944) </FONT><FONT
size=2>The classic ghost story presented by Troy Taylor in-person! Stars
Ray
Milland.</FONT></FONT><BR></DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
face=Arial><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT
face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4 face=Arial><FONT
color=#ff0000><STRONG>CONTINUING:</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4
face=Arial><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><BR><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2
face=Tahoma><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4 face=Arial><STRONG><FONT color=#000000
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000 size=2 face=Tahoma><IMG border=5 hspace=0
alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:994E1058EA944EDEBA4B3A77DB8F2002@DELLGX280"> <FONT size=4>
<U>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN--PART 4</U> (PG13) </FONT><FONT size=1>YES!! More of
that same popcorn fun with Johnny Depp at the helm!!</FONT><FONT size=2><FONT
size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4><FONT size=2><FONT
size=2></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT size=2><FONT
size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4><FONT size=2><FONT
size=2></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT size=2><FONT
size=4><FONT size=2><FONT size=2><FONT size=4><FONT size=4><FONT size=2><FONT
size=2><FONT size=4><FONT size=2><FONT size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4><FONT
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<DIV><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
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face=Arial><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT
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face=Arial>COMING
SOON:</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2
face=Tahoma><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT size=4 face=Arial><FONT
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4
face=Arial><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><FONT size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4 face=Arial><FONT color=#000000
size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4
face=Arial><FONT color=#000000 size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT
size=2></DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT
color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><FONT size=2><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:FC46F9B8A21545AE8F22031F39B1F528@DELLGX280"> </FONT><FONT
size=4>JUNE 10th: <U>SUPER 8</U> (PG13)<BR><BR></FONT><FONT size=2> <IMG
border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:BFE6356CFF8240708E2CDD6E80EDE081@DELLGX280"></FONT><FONT
size=4></FONT><FONT size=2> </FONT><FONT size=4>JUNE 24th: <U>CARS 2</U>
(PG)<BR><BR></FONT><FONT size=2><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:1D79F81AF83A48EC9A6C2C8EBE95C9C8@DELLGX280"> </FONT><FONT
size=4>JULY 1st: <U>TRANSFORMERS 3: DARK OF THE MOON</U>
(PG13)</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT
color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><FONT
size=4></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2 face=Tahoma><FONT size=2><FONT
color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><FONT size=4><FONT size=2><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt=""
align=baseline
src="cid:8A16F19480104F46A14DBD7383916CBB@DELLGX280"> </FONT><FONT
size=4>JULY 15th: <U>HARRY POTTER</U> <FONT size=3>(the last
chapter) </FONT>(PG13) </FONT><FONT size=2>This is IT! No more Harry Potter
after this one!<BR></FONT><BR></FONT><FONT size=4><EM>...and the list goes on
and on!!!</EM></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><BR></FONT><FONT
size=4><STRONG>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG></FONT> <FONT
size=4><STRONG><BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT
size=4><STRONG><U></U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><U>THE
HANGOVER---PART 2</U> (R)<BR></DIV></STRONG></FONT>
<DIV><STRONG>There's a rather amusing story behind the Avon and the first entry
of this movie, "The Hangover"...</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>We were "advised" by industry hoo-hahs that
the original "The Hangover" was too raunchy and dirty for Avon
audiences!</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>We accepted that advice, and did not play it.</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM>-Then we watched as it become the biggest R-rated comedy of all
time (almost 300 million domestic).</EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>Sooooooo, taking a real moral chance, and putting our
delicate sensibilities in jeopardy, my wife and I watched it when it came out on
DVD...</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=4>WE LAUGHED SO HARD WE WERE
SCREAMING!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM>In fact, we watched it TWICE in a row, and we NEVER do
that!!</EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>Of course, the haters and wannabes say "It's just more of the
same", but, let me tell you buddy, that's a whole lot of "same" I'd like to see
some "more" of!!</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>Hearthrob BRADLEY COOPER, Ed Helms and <FONT face=Arial>Zach
Galifianakis (who should maybe change his last name to something easier to
spell, along with keeping his lip zipped in various
media interview statements) are all back, along with more surprising
cameos!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial>BUT, let me warn you folks...this is WILD! It is
definitely rated R for a <U>good reason</U>! <EM>'nuff
said?</EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>EXTENDED HOLIDAY WEEKEND
HOURS!!</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><U>THE HANGOVER---PART
2</U> (R)<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT size=1><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets
denote $5.75 "Bargain Matinees")<BR></STRONG></FONT><STRONG><FONT size=4>FRI,
SAT, SUN & MON: (2:00) - (5:00) - 8:00<BR>TUES, WED & THURS:
7:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma><FONT
size=4><STRONG>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma><FONT
size=4><STRONG><U></U></STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma><FONT size=4><STRONG><U><IMG border=5
hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma><FONT size=4><STRONG><U>KUNG FU PANDA
2</U> (PG)</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000><STRONG>And what would Memorial Day
weekend be if it didn't have some huge animated family
film?</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>In this case, its been 3 years since the last entry, and there's a
whole lot of people who are dying to see this one!</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG>JACK BLACK and the whole gang are on-board for a buncha
fun!</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>EXTENDED HOLIDAY WEEKEND
HOURS!!</STRONG></FONT></DIV></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><STRONG><U>KUNG FU PANDA
2</U> (PG)<BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=1
face=Tahoma><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets denote $5.75 "Bargain
Matinees")<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4
face=Tahoma><STRONG>FRI, SAT, SUN & MON: (1:00) - (4:00) - 7:00 <BR>MON
thru THURS:
6:40<BR>++++++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG></FONT></DIV><STRONG><FONT
size=4></FONT></STRONG><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma><STRONG>
<DIV></STRONG><FONT size=4><STRONG><U><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt=""
align=baseline
src="cid:A355F6505C224C599150C201802344B5@DELLGX280"></U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><U>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN---ON STRANGER
TIDES</U> (PG13)<BR></DIV></STRONG></FONT></FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><STRONG>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>Here we go! JOHNNY DEPP in his favorite role as Capt.
Jack Sparrow, and a huge cast consisting of most of your old faves from the
first 3 movies, and some new ones as well (including babe PENELOPE CRUZ). This
is got the gang searching for the Fountain of Youth, and encountering mermaids,
zombies, and all sorts of scallywags along the way.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=2>This is one of the BIGGEST movies of the year,
folks!<BR>Grab a big bucket of our famous 'corn, slather it with our REEL
BUTTAH, and head for cinema
heaven!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>EXTENDED HOLIDAY WEEKEND
HOURS!!</STRONG></FONT></DIV></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=4><STRONG><U>PIRATES OF
THE CARIBBEAN---ON STRANGER TIDES
</U>(PG13)<BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=1
face=Tahoma><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets denote $5.75 "Bargain
Matinees")<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4
face=Tahoma><STRONG>FRI, SAT, SUN & MON: (1:15) - (4:15) -
7:15 <BR>MON thru THURS: 6:30</STRONG></FONT></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Tahoma>
<DIV></FONT><FONT color=#000000 size=4
face=Tahoma><STRONG>++++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT
color=#000000 size=4 face=Tahoma><STRONG><U><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt=""
align=baseline src="cid:B331A30F9C9D42F397A68A7FFE9AFB20@DELLGX280"><BR>RANTS,
RAVES & RAMBLINGS FROM THE HEAD HONCHO</U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG>Someone much wiser than I
(or is it "me"?) once said words to the effect of a
person not being aware of "history" is like a leaf not knowing it is part
of a tree.</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG>Well, I don't know how much a leaf
actually "knows", but the message is clear: Everything and everyone is part of
the flow of all who have come before and all who will come
later.</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>Everything is connected.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG>All past is
prelude.</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG><EM>(Can you tell how much I am
missing teaching my film classes? They start again on Thursday, June 16th.
Flyers and enrollment forms in our lobbies)<BR></EM> </STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG>BUT, anyhoo, what am I leading up
to with those above remarks?</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG>Just this:</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia><STRONG>I've heard some of the grumblings
from patrons and media about this huge movie Summer being packed full of
sequels, remakes, and Superheroes...</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>And I would say to those
peeps: </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia><EM>What's new or
even surprising about that?<BR><BR></EM>Those of you who have a firm grip
on cinema history know that sequels, remakes, and, yes, even Superheroes, are as
old as the movies themselves!<BR>There is nothing new under the sun,
folks!<BR><BR>Even this latest greedy attempt to wrest more hard-earned dollars
from your wallets with the 3D hogwash is nothing that hasn't been tried for
decades before!</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>The fact is, 3D promotes eye-fatigue,
and...guess what? Over 10% of all human beings can't even perceive
3D!!<BR><BR>So, stop throwing your money away on these 3D surcharges, and spend
the money on popcorn with REEL BUTTAH at the Avon (because, in case you weren't
aware, the "other guys" don't have real butter; they just have some
toxic waste "buttery topping" that glows in the dark!
HaHaHaHa).<BR><BR><EM>There are a lot of better things to spend your dough on
than wearing uncomfortable, headache-inducing glasses that add NOTHING to the
cinema experience!<BR><BR></EM>IN FACT: The press has been filled with reports
lately that consumers are starting to REJECT 3D in favor of the conventional
presentations!<BR>All I can say to that is: Bravo!<BR><BR>Friends of mine at the
studios have told me <U>in confidence</U> the 3D boom was going bust, and this
summer's glut of 3D is just the product that was already in production when
the statistics started to show the gold rush was panning
out!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>So, relax. Hollywood is not running out of
ideas, they are merely doing the same thing that has served them well for over
100 years.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>Its going to be a real great movie summer, and
some of the most-hyped movies will end up being turkeys, and some of the ones
that are under-estimated will be surprise hits <EM>(can you say "Super 8"
?).</EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face=Georgia></FONT></EM></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>The annual roller-coaster ride that is Summer at
the movie theaters starts this weekend!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia>I'm ready!!!!!!!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT
color=#000000 size=4 face=Tahoma>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR>Want to read
what Roger Ebert thinks of the whole 3D and digital cinema mess?<BR>Click
here: <FONT color=#000080> </FONT><A
href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/05/the_dying_of_the_light.html"><FONT
color=#000080>http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/05/the_dying_of_the_light.html</FONT></A></FONT></SPAN><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#000000
size=4 face=Tahoma><FONT color=#000080> <BR></FONT><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#000000
size=4
face=Tahoma>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><FONT
color=#000000></DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#000000
size=4 face=Tahoma><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><U>THE
MANGLER</U>!!<BR></FONT></STRONG><IMG style="WIDTH: 127px; HEIGHT: 166px"
border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:E90C817AAA0C4BFEB1D847AC6F1103D1@DELLGX280" width=158
height=802><BR><FONT size=3><STRONG>Our stalwart General "Mangler", <FONT
size=4>Ashley Petty</FONT>, just loves her new staff portrait!<BR>I am putting
it here so those of you who don't get to our website very often can
see!</STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#000000
size=4 face=Tahoma><STRONG>+++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR><IMG
style="WIDTH: 131px; HEIGHT: 164px" border=5 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline
src="cid:BBA83DFAE8854CB097D5C16E4AA1C1CF@DELLGX280" width=133
height=166></STRONG><BR><STRONG><U>TROY "AVON GODFATHER" TAYLOR
TIME!!<BR></U></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#000000><FONT
color=#800000 face=Tahoma>You classic film buffs are in for a rare treat
Memorial Day weekend when the "Avon Godfather" Troy Taylor personally
presents the 1944 Ray Milland ghost story <STRONG><U>THE UNINVITED</U></STRONG>,
Friday, May 27th at 10 PM for <STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>FREE</FONT></STRONG>!!
This is NOT the stupid 2009 movie of the same name. <EM>No relation at all.</EM>
This is a subtle and chilling tale that is told with soooo much class! It has
long been unavailable on video, but now you <FONT color=#ff0000><FONT
color=#800000>can</FONT> see it with Troy Taylor for FREE on May 27th @
10PM!<BR></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><STRONG><IMG border=5 hspace=0 alt=""
align=baseline src="cid:93C65C709D9042F888D9AED3920C38E4@DELLGX280" width=438
height=135><BR>+++++++++++++++++++++++<BR><U>TRIVIA
FOLDEROL</U></STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3 face=Tahoma><STRONG>Tell me what movie
this quote comes from:</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=Tahoma><STRONG><FONT size=3><EM>"The Ox is
slow, but the earth is patient"</EM></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=Tahoma><STRONG><FONT size=3>Extra credit if
you can tell me what that quote actually
MEANS!<BR></FONT>+++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG><BR></FONT></FONT><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><EM><FONT
color=#000000 size=4 face="Lucida Handwriting">I'm Looking for you and you
and <U>especially </U><FONT color=#ff0000><U>YOU</U> </FONT>This
Weekend!!<BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 80px; HEIGHT: 116px" border=5 hspace=0 alt=""
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height=176>-Skippy
Huston</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></FONT></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>