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<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=6><U>AVON THEATRE NEWS & VIEWS</U></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Georgia><FONT color=#0000ff><STRONG><EM><FONT
face=Papyrus>Showtimes, Programs, Erudition and Miscellaneous
Folderol</FONT></EM> </STRONG><FONT face=Papyrus><BR><FONT color=#008000><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"><EM>"All of Life's Answers are in the
Movies!"</EM></FONT> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><EM> </EM><STRONG><FONT
size=2><EM>-</EM></FONT><FONT size=2>Prof.Skippito
Hustonovitch</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Papyrus><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT face=Impact
size=5>WEEK OF FRIDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>APRIL 25th</FONT> thru
THURSDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>MAY 1st</FONT> ONLY!! </FONT>
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<DIV><FONT face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT face=Arial size=4>Check out our
cool website at: </FONT><A href="http://www.TheAvon.com"><FONT face=Arial
size=4>www.TheAvon.com</FONT></A></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>OPENING FRIDAY:
<BR><FONT color=#000000><U>BABY MAMA</U> (PG13) </FONT></STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><FONT size=2>TINA FEY and AMY POEHLER will have you
splitting your sides!<BR></FONT><U>DECEPTION</U> (R)</STRONG> <FONT
size=2><STRONG>HUGH JACKMAN and EWAN McGREGOR in a sexy erotic murder
thriller!</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><U>SMART
PEOPLE</U> (R)</FONT> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4> <FONT size=2>SARAH
JESSICA PARKER, DENNIS QUAID and that "Juno" girl ELLEN PAGE in a smarty-pants
comedy/drama!</FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><BR></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>SPECIAL
EVENT: </STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><FONT size=3>SPECIAL ADVANCE SHOWING
THURSDAY, MAY 1st!! 8 PM ONLY!!!<BR></FONT><STRONG><U>IRON MAN</U> (PG13)
</STRONG><EM><STRONG>The Summer Big-Ones
Begin!!</STRONG> </EM></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>COMING NEXT
WEEK:<BR></STRONG><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><U>IRON MAN</U> (PG13)</STRONG>
<FONT size=3>Robert Downey, Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow & Jeff
Bridges!!</FONT> <BR></FONT><FONT
color=#0000ff><STRONG>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><U>PART-TIME
PROJECTIONIST NEEDED!!</U><BR>If you have 10 to 15 hours per week available
at various times,</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff>and <U>have excellent
mechanical ability</U>, we may be looking</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff>for
YOU!</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
color=#ff0000>We will train the approved candidate!<BR></FONT><EM>The perfect
extra-income job for a retiree!!</EM></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>APPLY IN PERSON
AT THE THEATER!!<BR><EM><FONT color=#000000>(Talk to Skip Huston
ONLY!)<BR></FONT></EM></FONT>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR></FONT><FONT
face=Tahoma><U>BABY MAMA</U> (PG13) <FONT size=2>Well, TINA FEY is just about
the hottest new comedy talent in the Universe right now. Her TV stints on
Saturday Night Live and currently on 30 Rock, have gained her a fan-base that is
huge! Add to that her old-TV sidekick AMY POEHLER, and the always fun GREG
KINNEAR, <EM>and</EM> the legendary STEVE MARTIN; not to mention SIGOURNEY
WEAVER, and you have a cast that is ready to deliver the goods! This shows the
funnier side of surrogate Mommy-hood, and the preview has already had many
laughing their fannies off!</FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia
size=2><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=Tahoma><FONT size=4><U>BABY
MAMA</U> (PG13) </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets are
$5.50 'Bargain Matinees")</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>FRI: (4:00) - 7:00<BR>SAT
& SUN: (1:00) - (4:00) - 7:00<BR>MON, TUES & WED:
7:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>THURS:
7:00<BR>++++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR><U>DECEPTION</U> <FONT
size=2> </FONT><FONT size=4>(R)</FONT><FONT face=Georgia size=2> <FONT
face=Tahoma>With a sexy, erotic murder thriller like this, you almost expect
Michael Douglas to show up any second. HUGH JACKMAN and EWAN McGREGOR star in
the type of film we haven't seen in quite a while...Think BASIC INSTINCT or
FATAL ATTRACTION or BODY HEAT, and you have the genre nailed. This also has
elements of Grisham's THE FIRM, and even a touch of THE DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE.</FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><FONT color=#000000><FONT
face=Tahoma><FONT size=4><U>DECEPTION</U> </FONT> <FONT
size=4>(R)</FONT></FONT> </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are
$5.50 'Bargain Matinees")</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>FRI: (5:00) -
8:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>SAT & SUN: (2:00) -
(5:00) - 8:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>MON thru WED:
6:45<BR>++++++++++++++++++++++++++</FONT></STRONG></DIV><STRONG><FONT
face=Tahoma size=4></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000><U>SMART PEOPLE </U>(R) <FONT size=2>It's funny
how a prime role can pluck a performer out of obscurity, and carve out a whole
new career for them. Little ELLEN PAGE, who knocked everyone out with her
portrayal of JUNO (and got an Oscar nomination too), plays a role in this that
is not dissimilar to Juno, yet will appear not to be at first blush. She
plays a young, conservative Republican (!!!)---but she is not exactly all that
entails. DENNIS QUAID as her jaded academic father, SARAH JESSICA PARKER as
one of Quaid's former students who is now a doctor, and THOMAS HAYDEN CHURCH
(The other guy from SIDEWAYS) as Quaid's ne'er-do-well of a half-brother. This
is from the producers of SIDEWAYS, and has received good reviews from all but
the most self-inflated critics (are there any other kind?). This is a LIMITED
ENGAGEMENT, so do not dilly-dally about getting down to the Avon to see
it!</FONT></FONT><BR></DIV>
<DIV></FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4><FONT
color=#000000><U>SMART PEOPLE </U>(R)<BR><FONT face=Tahoma
size=1><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50 'Bargain
Matinees")</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><STRONG>FRI: (5:15) - 8:15<BR>SAT
& SUN: (2:15) - (5:15) - 8:15<BR>MON, TUES & WED:
6:40<BR>+++++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG></FONT></DIV><FONT face=Tahoma
size=4><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></STRONG>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4><FONT
face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><FONT size=2><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000><U>IRON
MAN</U> (PG13) SPECIAL ADVANCE SHOWING!!<BR></FONT></FONT><FONT
color=#000000>This starts its main run next Friday, but we have arranged a
"special" for you at 8 PM next
Thursday!</FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4><FONT
face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><FONT size=2><FONT color=#000000>See the first BIG
movie of what looks to be a gigantic movie Summer!!</FONT></DIV></FONT>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000><U>IRON MAN</U> (PG13) </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=1><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets are
$5.50 'Bargain Matinees")</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>THURS:
8:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000
size=4>+++++++++++++++++++++++++</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><U><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4>A NOTE FROM
SKIP...</FONT></STRONG></U></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT size=3>Ok, folks... I
have just seen the weather report for this weekend,
and...</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT size=3>YES, Spring
<EM>IS</EM> here!!</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT
size=3>BUT...</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT size=3><U><EM>It's
going to be cool and rainy all weekend.</EM></U></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT size=3>I know you want
to get your yard work done, but, <U>NOT THIS
WEEKEND</U>!</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000
size=4><FONT
size=3></FONT></FONT></STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4><FONT
face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT
size=3>Sooooo...</FONT></FONT></STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4><FONT
face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT
size=3>Where can you go that won't take lots of gasoline?? </FONT><FONT
size=4>THE
AVON.</FONT></FONT></STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4><FONT
face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT
size=3>What can you do for fun that won't cost you an arm and a leg?
</FONT><FONT size=4>MOVIES AT THE
AVON.</FONT></FONT></STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3>How can you get Decatur's
best real buttered popcorn?? <FONT size=4>ONLY AT THE
AVON!!</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3><EM>So, that is
settled.</EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3>I'll look for each and every
one of you this weekend!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3>If you don't come, I will
need a note from you Doctor or Mommy.</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Lucida Handwriting" color=#000000>I'm watching for you
and you and...YOU!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=3></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Lucida Handwriting" color=#000000 size=5>-Skip
Huston</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000000 size=4><FONT
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