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<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=6><U>AVON THEATRE NEWS & VIEWS</U></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Georgia><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff><EM><FONT
face=Papyrus>Showtimes, Programs, Erudition and Miscellaneous
Folderol</FONT></EM> </FONT></STRONG><FONT face=Papyrus><BR><FONT face=Impact
size=5>WEEK OF FRIDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>JUNE 8th</FONT> thru THURSDAY,
<FONT color=#ff0000>JUNE 14th</FONT> ONLY!!</FONT>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=5>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>OPENING
FRIDAY:<BR><FONT color=#000000 size=2>George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Al
Pacino, Ellen Barkin, Andy Garcia, Elliot Gould, Don
Cheadle</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><FONT color=#000000
size=2><STRONG>and every other hot star in Hollywood in</STRONG></FONT>
<STRONG><FONT color=#000000><U>OCEAN'S 13</U></FONT>
(PG13) <BR><BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
color=#ff0000><STRONG><FONT size=4>CONTINUING:<BR><FONT color=#000000><FONT
size=2>Johnny Depp and a whole gaggle of Pirates in</FONT> <U>PIRATES OF THE
CARIBBEAN 3</U> (PG13)</FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT
face="Rockwell Extra Bold"><FONT size=4><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">SHREK
THE THIRD
(PG)</FONT></STRONG> </FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000><BR><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>COMING THIS SUMMER: <FONT
color=#000000 size=2><FONT size=3>AN UNPRECEDENTED LINE-UP!!</FONT> <EM>A NEW
HOT-ONE EVERY WEEK!!!</EM> <BR>JUNE 15th: FANTASTIC FOUR: Rise of the
Silver Surfer (PG13)</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>JUNE 22nd: EVAN ALMIGHTY
(PG)<BR>JUNE 29th: DIE HARD 4--Live Free or Die Hard (PG13)<BR>JULY 2nd:
TRANSFORMERS (PG13)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>JULY 11th: HARRY POTTER AND THE
ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (PG13)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>...and that ain't all,
folks!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#800080 size=2>(The incredible line-up is
brought to you by our Film-Buyer Extraordinaire Howard Taormino; the "gladiator"
of bookers!)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000
size=4>***************************************************<BR><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><U>EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AT THE
AVON!!</U><BR></STRONG>We have IMMEDIATE openings for:</FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>*Lobby Staff<BR>*Lobby
Supervisors<BR>Apply IN-PERSON to Susan or Skip!<BR>NO PHONE CALLS OR
EMAILS!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>Must have dependable transportation and
be able to <BR>work <U>NIGHTS</U> and <U>WEEKENDS</U>!! <EM>No
Exceptions!</EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>We prefer over 18 years of age, but will
consider</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>a young as 16.<BR></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><FONT
color=#ff0000>***************************************************<BR></FONT><FONT
face=Georgia><U><STRONG>OCEAN'S 13</STRONG></U> <STRONG><FONT
size=3>(PG13)</FONT> <FONT size=2>Ok, so this is really "Ocean's 11-Part 3",
right? But don't you think OCEAN'S 13 has a better ring in this Summer of
"threequels"?? Clooney said they should've called this "The One We Shoulda' Made
The Last Time", and, right he is! The original remake of the seminal OCEAN'S 11
with Sinatra, Martin, Davis and the rest of the Rat-Pack, was a breath of fresh
air! Then, they messed with the concept with OCEAN'S 12, and got <EM>lost in the
wilderness</EM>...</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><FONT face=Georgia><FONT
size=2><STRONG>NOW, the gang is back in VEGAS, and making the life of casino
boss-baddy Al Pacino miserable!<BR></STRONG><EM><STRONG>(...and...Ellen Barkin
looks purty darn hot for a 52 year old gal!)<BR></STRONG></EM>
<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma><STRONG><FONT size=4><U>OCEAN'S 13
</U></FONT>(PG13)</STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=1><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets mean $4.50 "Bargain
Matinees")</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=3><STRONG>FRI: (5:00) - 8:00</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=3><STRONG>SAT & SUN: (2:00) - (5:00) -
8:00</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=3><STRONG>MON, TUES, WED & THURS:
7:15</STRONG></FONT></DIV><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4><U>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:
AT WORLD'S END</U></FONT> (PG13) Boy, this is a big'un!! A fitting and proper
end of the trilogy of some of the most successful movies in Hollywood history!!
BUT, is it really "the end"??? Those of you who saw this at THE AVON, saw the
"extra scene" at the end of the credits, you know, the one the "other guys"
didn't bother to warn you about?? Anyway, this "extra scene", while not that
lengthy, certainly changes the ending somewhat, and sets up the whole shebang
for a 4th episode!!! Aren't you glad you saw it at THE AVON where we <U>warn
you</U> about such stuff?? </STRONG><EM><STRONG>(Now don't email me and tell me
you weren't warned when you saw it at THE AVON, because I can't be at EVERY
show, y'know, and, besides, <U>my staff</U> is SUPPOSED to warn you
too! Get me the offenders names and I will make them walk the
plank!).<BR></STRONG></EM><FONT face=Tahoma><STRONG><U><FONT size=4>PIRATES OF
THE CARIBBEAN: At World's End</FONT></U> (PG13)<BR></STRONG></FONT>
<DIV><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma><STRONG><FONT size=1><EM>(Showtimes in
brackets mean $4.50 "Bargain Matinees")<BR></EM></FONT><FONT size=3>FRI: (3:45)
- 7:15</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=3><STRONG>SAT & SUN: (12:15) - (3:45) -
7:15</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=3><STRONG>MON, TUES & WED:
6:40</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=3><STRONG>THURS: 7:00<BR><BR></STRONG><FONT
face=Georgia size=4><STRONG><U>SHREK THE THIRD</U> (PG) </STRONG><FONT
size=2><STRONG>Beloved by all except a few old grumps, the little green ogre is
about to take his leave! Bring all the kids you can find (of all ages) and come
see this happy little romp while you still can at THE
AVON!!</STRONG><EM><STRONG> IT ENDS THIS WEEK!!<BR></STRONG></EM><FONT
face=Tahoma><STRONG><U><FONT size=4>SHREK THE THIRD</FONT></U>
(PG)<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma size=1><STRONG>(Showtimes in brackets
mean $4.50 "Bargain Matinees")<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT size=3><STRONG><FONT
face=Tahoma>FRI: (4:30) - 7:00<BR>SAT & SUN: (12:00) - (2:15) - (4:30) -
7:00<BR>MON, TUES & WED: 6:45</FONT><BR></STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
color=#ff0000
size=4><STRONG>***************************************************<BR><FONT
color=#0000ff><U>TID-BITS FOR YOU!!</U></FONT></STRONG></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><U> </U>
<BR></STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=2><STRONG>*We pride ourselves in our
commitment to your satisfaction. We hear the horror stories of terrible service
at the "other guys", and we say a tiny prayer that is not OUR way!<BR>If you
ever are treated by our staff in a manner that is not conducive to the way
<U>you know</U> I have pledged to serve you these past 8 1/2 years, please
do not hesitate to mention it to me!<BR><BR>*Now that we have Hot-Dogs and
Nachos, along with our incredible popcorns, is there anything else you would
like to see offered? Let me know in an email!<BR><BR>*Did you know you can buy
Avon popcorn without seeing a movie? All you have to do is come in the lobbies
and tell us "I WANT POPCORN, BUT I DON'T WANNA' SEE THE MOVIE!!" (or something
like that), and we will rush to serve you! (If we don't, see
above!)</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color=#ff0000
size=4>***************************************************</FONT><BR></FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT
face=Arial size=3>It's gonna' be a groovy Summer at the movies,
folks!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Gasoline prices are outrageous, and why go
anywhere anyway?</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>(Especially you West Enders and South
Shores people, why would you drive all the way to Forsyth or Mt. Zion when THE
AVON will have most of the BIGGEST movies this Summer
too??)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Then, there's the Forsyth and Mt. Zion
people who DO drive all the way to THE AVON, and to them I
say:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3><EM>It's really not that much gas!
:-)<BR></EM>I am sounding more and more like a "politician" every day,
huh?</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>But at least I TRY to make everyone happy,
unlike some of our current elected
State office-holders!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3><EM>(But, don't get me
started!)</EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face=Arial size=3></FONT></EM></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Bradley Hand ITC" size=5>Come See Me This
Weekend!!</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Bradley Hand ITC" size=5>I'll Be Looking for you,
and you and....YOU!!</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Bradley Hand ITC"
size=5></FONT></EM></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Bradley Hand ITC" size=5>Skip
Huston</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV></FONT></DIV></FONT></FONT>
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