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<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=6><U>AVON THEATRE NEWS & VIEWS</U></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Georgia><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff><EM><FONT
face=Papyrus>Showtimes, Programs, Erudition and Miscellaneous
Folderol</FONT></EM> </FONT></STRONG><FONT face=Papyrus><BR><FONT face=Impact
size=5><STRONG>WEEK OF FRIDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>MAY 18th</FONT> thru
THURSDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>MAY 24th</FONT> ONLY!!</STRONG></FONT>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>OPENING FRIDAY:
<BR><FONT color=#000000><U>SHREK THE THIRD</U> (PG)</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><U>DISTURBIA</U> (PG13) Note:</FONT><FONT
color=#800080><EM>ONE-WEEK-ONLY!!</EM><BR></FONT><BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>CONTINUING:<BR><FONT
color=#000000><U>SPIDER-MAN 3</U> (PG13)</FONT></STRONG><FONT
face="Rockwell Extra Bold"><STRONG><FONT
color=#000000> </FONT></STRONG><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"><BR><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>COMING NEXT WEEK:<BR></STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><STRONG><U>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: At World's End</U>
(PG13)<BR><BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff>HEY!! Here's a new BIG
DEAL!!</FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><FONT color=#0000ff><U><FONT size=5><FONT
face=Impact>>"TIGHTWAD TUESDAYS!!"<</FONT><BR></FONT></U><FONT
size=3>Wassamatta, bubbie? You say prices are going up and up, and you just
can't see an end to it?</FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=3>You say you wish movies
could be cheaper, so you could get out more??</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=3><EM>WELL, HOWSABOUT
THIS??</EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=4><STRONG>ON EVERY SCREEN, ON
EVERY TUESDAY, <U><FONT color=#ff0000>ALL SHOWS JUST
$4.50!!</FONT></U></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff size=3>Yessuh, yessuh! You
heard it right! ALL SHOWS ON TUESDAYS ONLY $4.50!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff
size=4>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR><FONT
color=#000000><EM><STRONG><FONT face=Arial>HELP!!!! HELLLLLLLP!!!<BR><U>HELP
WANTED!! HELP WANTED!!</U></FONT></STRONG></EM></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><EM><FONT face=Arial size=3><STRONG>We continue our search for the
right candidates for The Avon's staff!</STRONG></FONT></EM></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3><STRONG>If you want some extra money, or want to be
a part of show-business, or simply want all the free popcorn you can
eat...</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3><STRONG>COME APPLY FOR A "Lobby Staff" JOB
WITH US!!!</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=4>Candidates must be able to lift 50 lb bags of raw
popcorn, and be available to work NIGHTS and WEEKENDS!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>(Don't tell us you will when you really won't or
we'll get really cranky!)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3><STRONG>Ideally, the candidate would have their own
transportation too!</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>APPLY IN PERSON! NO PHONE
CALLS!!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>POSITIONS OPEN <U>RIGHT
NOW!!!</U></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000
size=3><STRONG>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=4><FONT face=Georgia><U>SHREK THE THIRD</U> (PG)
</FONT><FONT size=2><FONT face=Georgia>One of the things that people like about
the Shrek movies is they don't just aim the humor at the younger set. In fact,
there are some jokes that only people who are over 25 would get! A fine
voice-over cast, and the world that Shrek inhabits, has become part of our
cinema iconography. The Shrek movies rank among the biggest hits of all time!
There is a HUGE "buzz" on this one, so get thee down to THE AVON to see
it!<BR></FONT><A href="http://www.shrek.com/main.html"><U><FONT face=Georgia
color=#0000ff>CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO and </FONT></U></A><A
href="http://www.shrek.com/main.html"><U><FONT face=Georgia color=#0000ff>THE
PREVIEW!!</FONT></U></A><FONT face=Georgia><BR>
<DIV><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><U><FONT size=4>SHREK THE
THIRD</FONT></U> (PG)<BR></STRONG><FONT size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50
Bargain Matinees)<BR></FONT><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>FRI: (3:45) - 6:15
- 8:30</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>SAT & SUN: (1:00) - (3:45) - 6:15 -
8:30</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>MON, TUES & WED:
6:45</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>THURS: 5:30</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia><FONT
size=4><U><BR>SPIDER-MAN 3</U> (PG13)</FONT><FONT size=2> So, I'll bet you are
one of the dozen or so who have resisted seeing this because you have an
aversion to comic book heroes, or just Summer blockbuster "popcorn pictures" in
general, right? Well, you ain't doing yourself any favors,
pilgrim!</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2>This is one TERRIFIC entertainment! It
didn't earn over 150 million bucks in its opening weekend for nothing, you
know??</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia><FONT size=2>It is winding down in it final
weeks, so the crowds will not be daunting. Come on down and see it before it is
gone!<BR></FONT><A href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808496334/trailer"><FONT
size=2>CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PREVIEW!!</FONT></A><FONT size=2><BR>
<DIV><FONT face=Georgia size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4><U>SPIDER-MAN 3</U></FONT>
(PG13)<BR></STRONG><FONT size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50 Bargain
Matinees)<BR></FONT><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>FRI: (4:30) -
7:30</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>SAT & SUN: (1:30) - (4:30) -
7:30</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>MON thru THURS: 7:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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size=4></FONT></STRONG> </DIV></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4><U>DISTURBIA</U> (PG13)<FONT size=2> And,
here we have one that we had to pass on when it first came out about a month ago
because we did not have room for it...And, BOY, were we SORRY about that! This
uncredited and veritible re-make of Hitchcock's classic REAR WINDOW, became a
surprise hit! Every week, I'd look at the box-office charts and see it hanging
in there near the top. When we had a one-week-only slot this week, we popped it
in! So, now, if you have been rather wary of seeing it, you know it has the
"Avon seal of approval"!! ONE-WEEK-ONLY!!<BR></FONT><A
href="http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809416956/trailer"><FONT size=2>CLICK HERE
TO SEE THE PREVIEW!!</FONT></A><FONT size=2><BR><FONT face=Georgia
size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4><U>DISTURBIA</U></FONT> (PG13)<BR></STRONG><FONT
size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50 Bargain
Matinees)<BR></FONT><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>FRI: (4:45) -
7:15</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Tahoma size=4>SAT & SUN: (2:00) - (4:45) -
7:15<BR>MON thru THURS: 7:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=4></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=4><FONT color=#800080><FONT color=#000000><U>PIRATES OF THE
CARIBBEAN: At World's End</U> (PG13)<BR></FONT>"SNEAK PEEK SHOWS, THURSDAY, May
24th at 8:00 PM and MIDNIGHT!!</FONT></FONT></DIV></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"
size=3>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV><STRONG><FONT
face=Georgia></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=5><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4><FONT
size=2><FONT size=4><U>WHEN ARE NACHOS
COMING?????</U></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=5><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4><FONT
size=2><FONT size=3><EM>Would you all kill me if I said "we are not
sho'?"</EM></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Impact><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2>Actually, we may have
nachos available by the time SHREK opens!</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=5><FONT face=Georgia size=4><FONT
size=2><STRONG>Please keep in mind that, just like our Avon "Happy
Hotdogs", the Nachos will only be available in THE TWINS, but you are most
welcome to simply run next door and bring them back over to the Avon
Main!</STRONG></FONT><FONT size=2><BR></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=3><STRONG>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<BR></STRONG>Many of you
are aware that cult movie star Bruce Campbell is a real fan of the Avon, and has
made TWO Avon personal appearances, here to date....Well, he is planning on
coming back this way in the Fall (maybe)...SO... click on this link to see what
he has been up to lately: </FONT><A
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU&eurl"><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"
size=2><STRONG>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU&eurl</STRONG></FONT></A><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=3><BR></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
size=3>AND...if you have no idea who in the heck Bruce Campbell is, click
on this link:<BR><A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oagr6Ydjzdw"><FONT
size=2><STRONG>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oagr6Ydjzdw</STRONG></FONT></A></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2><STRONG><FONT
size=3>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>
<DIV><EM><FONT size=5><STRONG>Come See me Soon!!!</STRONG></FONT></EM></DIV>
<DIV><EM><FONT size=5><STRONG>Don't forget about <U>TIGHTWAD
TUESDAYS</U>!!!</STRONG></FONT></EM></DIV>
<DIV><EM><FONT size=5><STRONG>All Seats, All Screens just
$4.50!!!<BR></STRONG><FONT size=2>(that's purt near free,
y'know?)</FONT></FONT></EM></FONT></DIV><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV><FONT
face=Georgia><FONT face=Papyrus><FONT face=Impact><FONT face=Georgia><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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size=5><FONT face=Georgia size=4><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Bradley Hand ITC" size=7><EM>S<FONT size=6>kip</FONT>
H<FONT
size=6>uston</FONT></EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>