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<DIV><FONT face=Impact size=6><U>AVON THEATRE NEWS & VIEWS</U></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Georgia><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff><EM><FONT
face=Papyrus>Showtimes, Programs, Erudition and Miscellaneous
Folderol</FONT></EM> </FONT></STRONG><FONT face=Papyrus><BR><FONT face=Impact
size=5><STRONG>WEEK OF FRIDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>APRIL
13th</FONT> thru THURSDAY, <FONT color=#ff0000>APRIL 19th</FONT>
ONLY!!</STRONG> </FONT>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>OPENING
FRIDAY:<BR></STRONG><FONT color=#000000><STRONG><U>THE HOAX</U>
(R)</STRONG> <FONT size=2><STRONG>Starring Richard Gere and a distinguished
supporting cast! <BR></STRONG></FONT><BR></FONT></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000
size=4><STRONG>CONTINUING:</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><STRONG><U>MISS POTTER</U> (PG) <FONT
size=2>Starring Renee Zellweger and Ewan McGregor</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#000000><U>BLADES OF GLORY</U> (PG13) <FONT size=2>Starring Will Ferrell
and Jon Heder</FONT> <EM>(ENDS SOON!)</EM></FONT></STRONG><FONT
face="Rockwell Extra Bold"><STRONG><FONT
color=#000000>
</FONT></STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><BR><BR></FONT></FONT><STRONG>SPECIAL
EVENT:</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG><FONT
color=#000000>FRIDAY the 13th at 10:30 PM:</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Mistral
size=5>Troy Taylor's <FONT color=#800080><FONT face="Matisse ITC"><U><FONT
size=6>Supernatural Spookshow</FONT></U>--Part
Two!!</FONT> </FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>COMING NEXT WEEK:
<BR><FONT color=#000000><U>THE LOOKOUT</U> (R) <FONT
size=2>(One-Week-Only!)</FONT><BR><U>ZODIAC</U> (R)<FONT size=3> </FONT><FONT
size=2>(One-Week-Only!)<BR></FONT><U>LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA</U> (R) <FONT
size=2>(FRI, SAT & SUN ONLY!!)</FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><FONT face=Georgia><STRONG><U>THE
HOAX</U></STRONG></FONT> <FONT face=Georgia size=3><STRONG>(R-language) <FONT
size=2>Here is the long-awaited and highly-acclaimed film of the 1971-72 scandal
that rocked the publishing world! <FONT size=3>Richard Gere</FONT> in one of the
finest performances of his life portraying Clifford Irving, the author who
scammed his way into a lucrative book contract on totally bogus grounds. The
supporting cast is remarkable too, with Stanley Tucci, Alfred Molina, Hope
Davis and Marcia Gay Harden. The director is the fine Lasse Hallstrom (CHOCOLAT,
THE CIDER HOUSE RULES) so you know you are in good
hands there!! This is<FONT size=3> <EM><U>AN AVON
EXCLUSIVE</U></EM></FONT>, and one of the <FONT size=3>BEST MOVIES</FONT> you
will see this Spring!<BR><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><FONT face=Arial
size=2><STRONG><U><FONT size=4>THE HOAX</FONT></U> (R)<BR><FONT
size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50 "Bargain
Matinees")</FONT></STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Fri: (4:00)
- 7:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Sat: (1:00) - ( 4:00) -
7:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Sun: (1:00) - ( 4:00) -
7:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Mon-Thurs: 6:45</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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size=2></FONT></STRONG> </DIV></FONT></STRONG></DIV></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4><U>MISS POTTER</U> <FONT size=3>(PG)
</FONT><FONT size=2>Wow, did everyone fall in love with this one last weekend!
This romantic and beautiful filming of the life of children's author Beatrix
Potter, will win your heart for sure! The always-sensational Renee Zellweger and
Ewan McGregor star with Avon favorite Emily Watson in a not-to-be-missed movie!
</FONT><FONT size=3><EM><U>AN AVON EXCLUSIVE!!<BR></U></EM><STRONG><FONT
face=Arial size=2><FONT size=4><U>MISS POTTER</U></FONT> (PG)<BR><FONT
size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50 "Bargain
Matinees")</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Fri: (5:00) -
8:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Sat: (2:00) - (5:00) -
8:00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Sun: (2:00) - (
5:00)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Mon-Thurs:
7:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3><U></U></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=2><FONT size=4><U>BLADES OF GLORY
</U></FONT> <FONT size=3>(PG13) </FONT><FONT size=2>Are you ready to
laugh?? Are you ready for some of those belly-laughs where you start to snort??
This is the one you need to see! This will not change your world, or help the
ecology, or cure any diseases, but it WILL make you forget your troubles for a
couple hours! Will Ferrell is absolutely shameless in his quest to crack you up!
</FONT><FONT size=3><EM>Hurry! ENDS SOON!!!<BR></EM>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2><U><FONT size=4>BLADES OF GLORY</FONT></U>
(PG13)<BR><FONT size=1>(Showtimes in brackets are $5.50 "Bargain
Matinees")</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Fri: (5:15)
- 8:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Sat: (2:15) - (5:15) -
8:15</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Sun:( 2:15) - (
5:15)</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=3>Mon-Thurs:
7:20</FONT></STRONG></DIV></FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4><U>Troy Taylor's SUPERNATURAL
SPOOKSHOW--Part 2</U> (PG) <FONT size=2>Troy returns with another double-feature
of some old and venerated black & white horror classics, plus short subjects
and other assorted folderol. If you thought GRINDHOUSE was a good idea, but a
little too self-absorbed, here is the answer to that! See the eerie cult classic
CARNIVAL OF SOULS and then the British ghost-story anthology DEAD OF NIGHT all
starting at 10:30 PM on FRIDAY the 13th (eeeeeeeek!!!). Troy will introduce
these in-person, and may even autograph one of his books for you if you ask
nicely. <FONT size=3>ADMISSION ONLY $5.00</FONT>, and it IS suitable for all
ages (within reason, of course).<BR></FONT><FONT size=4><U>Troy Taylor's
SUPERNATURAL SPOOKSHOW--Part 2</U> (PG)</FONT></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4>FRIDAY THE 13th @ 10:30 PM
ONLY!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia size=4>Admission Only
$5.00</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT
size=4>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>I don't know about you, but I feel this
is the worst Winter I have ever seen!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>It started with that infernal ICE STORM
in early December, and went to blazes from that point on!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>Now, well into April, it STILL feels like
December!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>Of course, weather like this helps our
business, but it also drives up our heating bills!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>(In fact, we had turned the boilers off
last week, and had to crank them up again!)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>I put the sweaters and long-sleeve shirts
away along with the winter coats, and then had to drag them out
again!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>(For those of you who know me pretty
well, you know that I DETEST COLD WEATHER!! My idea of paradise is 90 degrees
and not a cloud on the sky!)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>Well, guess what ,folks? I am looking at
this weekend's weather forecast, and it looks like it is more of the
same!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>So, outside it may be frightful, but
inside The Avon is delightful (apologies to Bing Crosby)---</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>OR, howsabout this:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>It may be freezin' out there, but The
Avon is MIAMI BEACH!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3>(or something like that)....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Lucida Handwriting" color=#ff0000 size=4><EM>Come See Me This
Weekend!</EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Lucida Handwriting" color=#ff0000 size=4><EM>I'll be Looking
for You and You and....<FONT size=5>YOU!!!</FONT></EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Lucida Handwriting" color=#ff0000
size=4><EM></EM></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Lucida Handwriting" color=#ff0000 size=6>S<FONT
size=5>kip</FONT> H<FONT
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