[Avon-theatre-news] AVON THEATER NEWS---JULY 11th, 2014

[AVON THEATER 3]

THE RETURN OF "AVON MOVIES" START FRIDAY!!



WEEK OF FRIDAY, JULY 11th thru THURSDAY,  JULY 17th ONLY!! 
Check out our NEW & REDESIGNED website at: www.TheAvon.com
NOTE: PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION TO THE 
ABOVE EFFECTIVE DATES FOR THIS NEWSLETTER!!  
 >>>Click this link: http://www.facebook.com/TheAvonTheatre

OUR "QUICK LOOK" SHOWTIME PANEL!!

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THE LOVE PUNCH (PG13)    Comedy 1 hr 34 min  (not including 8 to 12 min of previews)

Spanning locations in Paris, London and the French Riviera THE LOVE PUNCH brings together Pierce Brosnan (Mama Mia) and Academy-Award winner Emma Thompson (Saving Mr Banks) for the first time, as ex-husband and wife Richard and Kate whose biting banter suggests that the flames of their former relationship have not been fully extinguished... Unfortunately the same cannot be said for their retirement nest egg which is wiped out when Richard's investment firm is defrauded and the pension fund is siphoned away. Learning that the unscrupulous French financier behind the scheme has just purchased a $10million diamond for his bride to be, the divorced duo grudgingly agree to set aside their differences, and hatch a plot to gate-crash the wedding and steal the rock. Roped in to assist in the heist are the couple's former neighbors Timothy Spall (The King's Speech) and Celia Imrie (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel) who are also rooting for their reconciliation. The foursome form an unlikely band of lawbreakers in this classic comedy caper set against the sun drenched backdrop of the Cote d'Azur.
THE LOVE PUNCH (PG13)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $6.50 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (5:00) - 8:00
SAT & SUN: (2:00) - (5:00) - 8:00
MON thru THURS: 6:30
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TAMMY (R)   Adult Comedy 1 hr 36 min  (not including 8 to 12 min of previews)

Tammy (Melissa McCarthy) is having a bad day. She's totaled her clunker car, gotten fired from her thankless job at a greasy burger joint and, instead of finding comfort at home, finds her husband getting comfortable with the neighbor in her own house. It's time to take her boom box and book it. The bad news is she's broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma, Pearl (Susan Sarandon), is her only option-with a car, cash, and an itch to see Niagara Falls. Not exactly the escape Tammy had in mind. But on the road, with grandma riding shot gun, it may be just what Tammy needs. 
TAMMY (R)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $6.50 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (4:15) - 7:15
 SAT & SUN: (1:15) - (4:15) - 7:15
MON thru THURS: 7:15
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FINAL WEEK!! HURRY!! 

JERSEY BOYS (R)   Musical Biogtaphy 2 hr 14  min  (not including 8 to 12 min of previews)

Clint Eastwood's big screen version of the Tony Award-winning musical tells the story of the four young men from the wrong side of the tracks in New Jersey who came together to form the iconic `60s rock group The Four Seasons. Their trials and triumphs are accompanied by the hit songs that influenced a generation, and are now being embraced by a new generation of fans through the stage musical.
JERSEY BOYS (R)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $6.50 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI: 7:30
SAT & SUN: (1:00) - 7:30
MON,TUES & WED: 7:15
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TRANSFORMERS: Age of Extinction 3D (PG13)   Adventure/ Action 2 hr 37  min  (not including 8 to 12 min of previews)
The Transformers film series continues with this fourth entry from director Michael Bay and executive producer Steven Spielberg. Mark Wahlberg and Jack Reynor star.
TRANSFORMERS: Age of Extinction (PG13)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $6.50 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI, SAT & SUN: (4:00) 3D (NO EXTRA 3D CHARGES!)

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RANTS, RAVES & RAMBLINGS FROM THE HEAD HONCHO

"Avon Movies" are returning!
We've felt your pain, and purposely skipped the latest "Planet of the Apes" rehash, to bring you PIERCE BROSNAN & EMMA THOMPSON in THE LOVE PUNCH...so I HOPE you will support it!

Don't worry that you've never heard of it, or that maybe the smarty-pants critics didn't think much of it (do you remember how angry you were at that terrible review of "Jersey Boys" that festered putridly in the Herald & Review?)

The Avon is known for finding those films that don't play anywhere outside of major cities, and doing very well with them! (Remember "Winter's Bone" or "The World's Fastest Indian" to name a few?).

Just trust us and come see THE LOVE PUNCH, because we have a lot more "Avon movies" coming this summer!
We need to show how much we appreciate YOU, the people who have kept us in business for 16 years!

So, come share the love!
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CHECK OUT OUR NEW WEBSITE DESIGN AT WWW.THEAVON.COM
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The Avon Theater, your HOMETOWN theater, is waiting!! 
I'm looking for you and you and...YOU!!
-Skip Huston
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THIS INCREDIBLE PROMOTION IS GOING ON NOW... 
-TUESDAYS ALL SUMMER!!

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