[Avon-theatre-news] AVON THEATER NEWS---MAY 11th, 2012

Wed May 9 11:35:32 EDT 2012

WEEK OF FRIDAY, MAY 11th thru THURSDAY,  MAY 17th ONLY!! 
Check out our way cool website at: www.TheAvon.com
NOTE: PLEASE PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION TO THE ABOVE EFFECTIVE DATES FOR 
THIS NEWSLETTER!!  

Click this link: http://www.facebook.com/TheAvonTheatre

OPENING: 
 DARK SHADOWS (PG13) Johnny Depp sends up the old TV series!! This will be wildly funny!

  FRIENDS WITH KIDS (R) Limited Engagement of the romantic comedy-drama with TV's "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm!

CONTINUING:
 THE AVENGERS (PG13) This is IT! Need we say more?

COMING SOON:
 MAY 18th: BATTLESHIP (PG13) Liam Neeson and an all-star cast in a big adventure!!

 MAY 25th: THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL (PG13) Judi Dench and Maggie Smith in the one you've been waiting for!

 JUNE 1st: SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN (PG13) Now we have the serious and action/adventure take on the Snow White tale!

 JUNE 8th: PROMETHEUS (PG13) Ace director Ridley Scott takes you back to ALIEN sci-fi adventure!!

 JUNE 8th: MADAGASCAR 3 (PG) Bring all the kids you can find! Rent some kids of you have to!

 JUNE 15th: ROCK OF AGES (PG13) Tom Cruise and an all-star cast in the '80's musical!

 JUNE 22nd: ABRAHAM LINCOLN-VAMPIRE HUNTER (PG13) Yes, you read that correctly. BIG FUN! BIG THRILLS!

 JULY 20th: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES (PG13) The final entry in the BATMAN trilogy! Biggest hit of the year?

...and MORE coming as we fill in the dates!!
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DARK SHADOWS (PG13)
Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet-or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy...until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. 
DARK SHADOWS (PG13)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $5.75 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (5:15) - 8:15
SAT & SUN: (2:15) - (5:15) - 8:15
MON thru THURS: 7:15

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THE AVENGERS (PG13)
The BIG Summer Movies BEGIN!!
THE BIGGEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!
Marvel Studios presents Marvel's The Avengers-the Super Hero team up of a lifetime, featuring iconic Marvel Super Heroes Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow. When an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security, Nick Fury, Director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. Spanning the globe, a daring recruitment effort begins.
THE AVENGERS  (PG13)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $5.75 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (4:15) - 7:30
SAT & SUN: (1:00) - (4:15) - 7:30 
MON thru THURS: 6:30
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FRIENDS WITH KIDS (R)
LIMITED ENGAGEMENT!!
Friends with Kids is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love.  
FRIENDS WITH KIDS  (R)
(Showtimes in brackets denote $5.75 "Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (4:30) - 7:30 
SAT & SUN: (1:30) - (4:30) - 7:30
MON thru THURS: 6:40
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RANTS, RAVES & RAMBLINGS FROM THE HEAD HONCHO
One sure sign of approaching Summer is the return of our outrageously insane TIGHTWAD TUESDAY promotion.

For those of you who don't know, TIGHTWAD TUESDAY is when we charge only $4.50 for ALL SHOWS for EVERYBODY!

Some of our "competitors" try to imitate it (one of the more obvious examples is the awkwardly-named "Stimulus Tuesday" thought up by the rented brains at you-know-where), but all of the competition promotions seem to be "snack bar targeted"...
That is: You still pay the same too-high price for tickets, but you get some kind of break on the putrid popcorn they sell at an already outrageous price.

-Well...phooey on that!
Our popcorn is already the BEST in the universe, and priced very reasonably!

It is obvious the real break on a Tuesday promotion should be at the admission price!
Hence: TIGHTWAD TUESDAY!! ALL SHOWS FOR $4.50!

BUT...don't take it for granted, because it will END sometime around mid-to-late August!
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Come See Me This Weekend!
I'm watching for you and you and...YOU!!

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