[Avon-theatre-news] AVON THEATRE NEWS---DECEMBER 10th, 2010

[Skip Huston]

FREE HOLIDAY MOVIE EVENT:
TONIGHT Dec. 9th @ 7:00 PM for "THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL" (G) for FREE!!
Bring every kid you can find!! Rent some kids if you have to!!
Ashley Petty---General Mangler                                                                    Skip Huston---Head Honcho
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"All of Life's Answers are in the Movies!"  -Dr. Skippy P. Huston
WEEK OF FRIDAY, DEC. 10th thru THURSDAY, DEC. 16th ONLY!!  
Check out our way cool website at: www.TheAvon.com
OPENING:
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA-The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (PG) Family Holiday Movie Magic!!
STONE (R) Robert DeNiro & Edward Norton face off over Milla Jovovich!! Powerful stuff,folks! AVON EXCLUSIVE!!
THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET'S NEST (R) The final chapter in the "dragon Tattoo" trilogy! AVON EXCLUSIVE!!

FREE HOLIDAY EVENT:
THURSDAY, Dec. 16th @ 7:00 PM for "WHITE CHRISTMAS" (G) for FREE!!

COMING SOON:
Dec. 22nd: BLACK SWAN (R) Natalie Portman and a great cast in the mind-blower you have doubtless heard about already!
Dec. 22nd: TRUE GRIT (PG13) Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin in the new Coen Bros. instant-classic!
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THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (PG)
Just what the doctor ordered for a wonderful holiday time at the movies for the whole family!
This excellent mix of adventure and fantasy, with a pretty darn good message embedded in it as well, is sure to be one of the season's biggest hits.
No problem with bringing all the kids and the grandparents to this one!
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (PG)
(Showtimes in brackets are $6.50 'Bargain Matinees")
FRI: (4:00) - 7:00
SAT & SUN: (1:00) - (4:00) - 7:00
MON, TUES, WED: 7:00
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STONE  (R)
Two of the finest actors working today are ROBERT DeNIRO and EDWARD NORTON. 
These two heavyweights have worked together before in 2001's "The Score", and the power they showed together then is more than matched now in STONE.
Add to the mix the sexual tension provided by hottie MILLA JOVOVICH, playing Norton's wife who will do "anything" to win a  prison release for her husband from parole officer DeNiro, and you have "film noir" elements of the first order!
This very adult drama, has only been showing in major cities until now.
STONE  (R)
(Showtimes in brackets are $6.50 'Bargain Matinees")
FRI & SAT: (4:30) - 7:45
SUN: (1:30) - (4:30)
MON thru THURS: 6:35
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THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET'S NEST (R)
And so we come to the end of our journey with "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" trilogy.
First you saw the 1st one, and, because these are some of the most popular 3 books in the world, you were anxious for the 2nd one "The Girl Who Played with Fire", now, all of the mysteries and conflicts are finally tied up in the final "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest".

The tough-as-nails computer hacker Lisbeth Salander has become an icon in movie buff circles, and the star-making performance of NOOMI RAPACE is nothing short of miraculous.
Look for BIG things coming for her!
REMEMBER: These are "limited release" films, so do NOT delay in getting down to see it! This is the holiday season, and we have a very tight schedule for our 3 screens.
REMEMBER TOO: The "Dragon Tattoo" films are rated VERY "R". They are not "NC17" or "X", but they do push the perimeters of "R".
THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET'S NEST (R)
(Showtimes in brackets are $6.50 'Bargain Matinees")
FRI & SAT: (4:15) - 7:30
SUN: (1:15) - (4:15)
MON thru THURS: 6:30
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RANTS, RAVINGS & RUMBLINGS FROM THE HEAD HONCHO
Avon Gift Certificates are the grooviest holiday gift choice!
They come in $5, $10, $20 & $50 (the best one!) and NEVER EXPIRE!
They are used just like CASH, and we keep track on the back of the coupon, so you get EVERY PENNY!

Unlike some "other guys" who sell their little booklets where you are locked into concession sales and some ticket purchases, with AVON GIFT CERTIFICATES you can use it any way you desire! Just like CASH!!

Remember, we sell them whenever we are open, but on MON thru THURS that is after 6 PM.
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JOB OPPORTUNITY
There is a 4 screen theater in a nearby town that will be changing ownership from a megalithic, faceless corporate vulture, to a locally-owned, caring, and responsible sole owner.
This will be happening in early January, and...the theater is looking for an experienced manager!

This is NOT here in town, but is easily commutable!

(You could even move to this nice little town about 35 miles away if you wanted!)

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED...email ME directly at Skip at theAvon.com and put in the subject line: "JOB". 
NO PHONE CALLS.
I will then review your qualifications and, if you are a good candidate, pass them on to the proper people.

So, if you are thinking a life in show-biz is for you, then get them feet a'movin' and drop me an email.
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Come See Me This Weekend!
We've Got Something For ALL Tastes!!
And the best popcorn on the planet!


As our General Mangler, Ashley Petty sez: "Come for the popcorn, stay for the show!"

-Skip Huston 
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